Been laid off? Downsized? Fired? Squeezed out?
Need to make your feelings known?

Forget email. Avoid face-to-face confrontations.
Don't even think about being politically correct!

Let us send a
ScrewYouGreetings™
on your behalf.

Whether it's a bad boss, crummy colleague, or corporate archenemy, sometimes a message just has to be sent. Send it from the comfort of your home with ScrewYouGreetings.

ScrewYouGreetings is the last word in last words.

A ScrewYouGreetings is a nasty little message in a sweet little package. Each greeting is a plain brown box tied with a straw raffia bow. Untie the bow and read the attached poem. 

Open the box and you see the real punch line: a screw! A 1.5" lag screw, to be exact. Just in case the jerk you're sending it to can't read, the screw will get the message across.

For the cost of a business lunch, the satisfaction you'll receive at having the last word is priceless. You will have made your point and can now get on with the next stage of your career without feeling like a victim. Ah, the sweet taste of revenge!

We send the ScrewYouGreetings anonymously unless you indicate otherwise; and then we can include a gift card in your name. You might not be there to enjoy the response, but think of it as a farewell gift to your former co-workers. You know you all felt the same way about the recipient!

  HAVE YOUR SAY  * ORDER TODAY  *  HAVE YOUR SAY

We ship next business day in most cases. Delivery choices include:

Priority Service Greeting:   $20

1 ScrewYouGreeting shipped USPS Priority Mail (2-3 day delivery estimate) with delivery confirmation.
As soon as we ship, we will email you with the delivery confirmation number so that you can watch the delivery progress with a smile on your face.

Express Service Greeting:   $32

1 ScrewYouGreeting shipped USPS Express Mail (overnight delivery estimate) with delivery confirmation.
As soon as we ship, we will email you with the delivery confirmation number so that you can watch the delivery progress with a giggle in your heart.

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